Most of my blog entries have been a bit serious, so I thought I try something a little funny.
“If you worried about falling off a bike, you’d never get on.” -Lance Armstrong
Hear about the teacher who was in a car wreck?
He was grading papers on a curve.
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. -Steve Martin
The most important thing to succeed in show business is sincerity. And if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.- George Burns
Phil visits his doctor after weeks of not feeling well.
” I have bad news,” says the doctor, “You don’t have long to live.”
“How long have I got?” asks a distraught Phil.
“Ten” the doctor says sadly.
“Ten? Ten what? Months? Days?”
The doctor interupts, “Nine..”
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside a dog, it’s too dark to read. -Groucho Marx
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. -Mark Twain
Here’s one more..
David’s friends gave him a very nasty parrot. He tried to change the bird’s bad behavior by treating it kindly, even playing soft music, but it kept cursing and biting. One day, in a fit of anger, he threw the bird in the freezer. At first is squawked and banged on the door. Then after a brief silence, it begged to be freed. Feeling guilty, David opened the freezer. Shivering, the parrot said, “I’m sorry. I promise to behave.” David was wondering the reason for this sudden transformation when the parrot continued, “I gotta ask you one things: What did the chicken do?”
